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Date Listed 08-Nov-16
Price
$500.00
Address Gatineau, QC J9H7V3
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For Sale By Owner

Ever wonder what it'd be like to fly around on those air bikes, helping the teddy bears from Endor escape those stormtroopers? Or what it'd be like to go on a high speed chase down an aqueduct away from a scary gooey robot while Edward Furlong is yelling in your ear? OR ride one of those light-bikes that are INSIDE the computers? WELL NOW YOU CAN (sort of)!!!

I'm looking to sell my Diamondback 910 exercise bike. I bought it from Fitness Depot about 2 years ago (paid 750$) and it hasn't been used all that much. It has all the fancy features like pre-programmed routines, dock for ipad/iphone/ipod, USB input, the little flippy-hooky things to hold a book, fan, heart monitor hand-grips, etc. It's good stuff. The control panel on it has a bunch of really important looking buttons and lights that probably mean interesting things. It's really a pretty sweet ride that'll let you pedal away and let your imagination soar through countless imaginary scenarios while you get all salty.

The only reason I'm selling it is because it's nearing the end of July and I guess this is as "summer" as my body is going to get this year. I was mainly using it to train for the zombie apocalypse (and not for the obvious reason of "it's good cardio to get away"). I wanted to basically be Casey Jones, but like, with a bicycle. I'd BMX them in their stupid zombie faces. After some very brief thoughts during the commercials in between the Bachelorette, it turns out that it's probably not what most would consider a "good idea". SO, I'm moving on the Plan B - Casey Jones but with perfectly timed choreography. It worked for Michael Jackson, right? At least, I think it did? Was he a zombie? I dunno, I was too distracted by all the sexy dancing to notice what was going on in that Thriller video... which proves my point! It's the perfect zombie apocalypse survival skill! distract them with sexy dancing!!

I've included a few pictures of the bike. I've also taken the liberty of including a picture I drew of myself riding the bike so you get a good idea of what that'll look like when you buy this magnificent beast.

Any and all negotiations will be handled via sexy dance-off.
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