Free snails and plants

Hey you. Yes you, looking for snails online. If your urge to take care of real estate owning slugs manifest itselfs here then you wont regret this amazing deal. "Wait a minute" I hear you say, accidentally postiloning a little bit as you say it. We both ignore the obvious spittle drop on my shirt. "Whats the catch here, are you one of those double timing snail-oil salesmen?" you shout, flabbergasted. The catch here is you get snails for free and I get less snails. A great paradox. I got big snails, little snails, I got snails that eat other snails, snails that poop a lot and ones that look a lot like poop. Availability will depend on what type of snail my protein loving ones feel like enjoying that week (95% of their food is algea and vedgies, the rest is small ramhorns). Assasins are also on the rare side themselves due to slow reproduction rates. I also have clipping of many different plants. Just ask away, my tanks are jungles. *This snail sale is only valid until certain gastropods or me become extinct, owner reserves the right to refuse donation if he deems you use them for malicious unsnailevoury purposes. Or if you're 50 clown loaches in a coat* Free stuff list: Ramhorn (many kinds) Golden mystery Malaysian trumpets Bladder Floating plants: Floating fern Water lettuce Frogbit Duckweed Plants (out of stock for now) Myriophyllum Rotala I also have root tabs fertilizer. I would also make them free but "Big plants" would make me sleep with my fishes. But at 50c each theyre as close to free as can be. Pickup only. Please dont ask for me to deliver snails 200km away to then be mad when I say no. Will exchange although its not necessary at all, for whatever you feel like. Different snails, fish food, aquarium hardware, shrimps, plants, a 2002 pontiac sunfire. Anything you got on hand really. Planaria free. May contain duckweed/detritus worms/non-bitting green midge larvae (live food for fish) Je parle francais. Oui monsieur.